Many thanks to my Digital First Media friends for pointing out this odd blurb.
Of all the ways to enhance your bust line, stuffing yourself with cocaine-packed implants
is probably not the best idea. You will certainly appear to be a drug
smuggler, to say the absolute very least.
A Panamanian woman with
cocaine breasts was caught at a Spanish airport Wednesday after border
police discovered fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on her chest,
A good indicator that this was an attempt to get drugs
through the airport in Barcelona are these photos, which clearly show
that cocaine implants will make your chest lumpy. Officials found 1.38
kg of cocaine in the makeshift implants.
— via Reuters