Now that the Eagles have followed up their awful tie with the Cincinnati Bengals with a brutal loss to the Baltimore Ravens that included the halftime benching of Donovan McNabb, it's time to put any thoughts of a playoff run to rest. This season, and perhaps the McNabb/Andy Reid, era is over.
So, here are some Eagles jokes to get you through the rest of the season:
The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia. For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?A. The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To the Eagles Stadium — they never have a touchdown there.
Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q:What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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